Monday, August 18, 2008

Q: How Does He Say This Shit With a Straight Face???

A) His comedy chops are far better than we suspected

B) He has a sardonic wit and flare for irony

C) He has no choice--he's constantly rigged with an explosive device to which Cheney holds the detonator

D)He doesn't actually comprehend what he's saying--just reads the words phonetically and hopes for the best

E) He's the world's biggest, cockiest, hypocritical asshole

My money's on a combination of D and E...

"Bullying and intimidation are not acceptable ways to conduct foreign policy in the 21st century."


President Bush’s Statement on Georgia
Published: August 15, 2008

1 comment:

kaylynuke said...

Not even always "D." He still cannot say nuclear, and I picture it written "NEW-klee-ar" on his cards.