I was starving come lunchtime, so I cooked up my second box of Kraft Mac & Cheese. I devoured the entire box in the space of 10 mins. All was well for a minute or two until my stomach, restricted by my burgeoning uterus, decided it simply didn't have room for all of it and began to shoo the surplus into my throat.
I made a mad dash to the bathroom where I vomited with great force; so much so that I not only strained my abdominal muscles, but lost complete control of my bladder as well.
My gluttony caused me to vomit, injure and piss myself--in that order. I'd be utterly humiliated if it weren't so funny. What am I, Roman????
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2 comments:
i don't like to hear you talk like this about yourself.. please take care of your self, and please get your eye's checked soon okay!?mom
i lurve to hear you talk like ;-)this, although i don't like it to happen to you, but it is funny if it weren't so sucky for you.
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