It's very simple, and will cost the taxpayers zip, nada, zilch.
1. Charge Sarah Palin $1 every time she drops her Gs. It's not cute. It's not folksy. It makes her sound like an uneducated hick. I'm really looking forward to ridding the White House of those this election.
2. Charge her $5 every time she repeats that BS line about the Bridge to Nowhere.
3. Charge her and McCain $1 every time they mention the phrase "real change."
4. Charge anyone, anywhere $1 any time they refer to Todd Palin as "The First Dude."
5. Charge McCain $1 every time he loses track of what he's saying mid-sentence. This man shouldn't be president of anything other than the United States of Dementia.
I think that should take care of it. If I think of more, I'll add them later. Who knows, maybe my plan will generate enough cash to restore the budget surplus we were enjoying before the republicans seized office in 2000.
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