I just saw the largest rodent-like creature in the backyard from the bathroom window. I'm still not sure that I've identified it correctly. At first, I thought it was just a big pregnant possum. It had grey fur, but not the skinny pink tail or pointy face (mind you, I'm on the 2nd floor so I'm viewing this thing from a distance).
My next thought was that it might be a beaver, it was so huge, but the fur was the wrong color and the tail was all wrong again. Then I thought "badger," but it didn't have the black markings or triangular head and I have no idea if they're indigenous to this area.
I decided the only thing it could be was a ground hog, but it's the biggest goddamn ground hog I've ever seen. If I had to guess, I'd say it was easily 15 to 20 lbs. I only wish the dogs could've seen it. They'd have gone ape shit. It lumbered slowly and fatly into the bushes before I could snap a pic, and there's no way in hell I'm going down there looking for it!!!
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was it low to the ground and wide? If so, definitely a ground hog.. they are all over your parts.... I love them!
yeah, ground hog. i've seen some the size of footstools.
actually that'd be a cool thing for my brother, the taxidermist, to make. groundhog tuffets.
Yeah, I knew it was a ground hog as soon as it turned so I could see its face. I was just alarmed by its enormity.
A ground hog tuffet would be awesome! He could send one to Ms. Palin as a consolation prize when she returns to AK in shame in November! It would fit right in with her office decor.
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